Emotion Jokes

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

Who do they call it.emotion when the root word is emo but emos don't show emotion

What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.

Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?

A: that’s as close they can get to die

What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially

An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid

Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

My wife is a whore so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man, end of story you women are bitches

Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

Q. why did the orphan rob a bank

A. to feel wanted for the first fucking time

I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?