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*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

Comments (12)

Is it just me or can no-one else see what I wrote? If so, then I'd be really annoyed bc I spent ages writing it. :O

I think its just a glitch for me or something, lemme know. :/

The unknown and deadly questions to stay with you forever......

The fruit came before the color orange. And the person who taught the first ever teacher was Chiron in Greek mythology.

The Answers to your questions:

1. The chicken came first.

2. The fruit came first.

3. Humanity learned through the ages and gave their knowledge to later generations, until they made the education system. So the first teacher learned, by getting to know the knowlege through his childhood/life.

4. Expecting the unexpected, makes the unexpected not for everyone expectable, but only for you.

5. Describing smth as indescribable, describes it not fully.

6. As a german, i tend to say "skent", but saying it correctly, i would say its a mix of "s" and "c" to say, so they are both half silent i guess. If not, then its SchrΓΆdingers "sc".

7. Seperate because of the "p". But not necessary, if you use your tongue to spell a "p", by putting it between the lips, then the lips dont touch.

8. Not many, because i dont go that much outside, but who knows, maybe we all are on satelites pictures on Google Earth...

9. Humans watched animals and saw, that babys sucked milk from their mother and somehow they thought "it could be yummy" and tried it or so...

10. Dogs see police dogs and think "Cop"? -Not realy, no.

11. Cry underwater? -Yes, i guess.

12. The one with the facts is right, but not handed.

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I think the colour came first. The colour orange probably existed before oranges where a thing.