Recently my baby did this:
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Emoji Jokes
Boo! ๐ป๐๐๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธโ ๏ธ (So scary, right?)
Best emoji: ๐ซ
DONE๐ซ
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Tell your mom happy last night. ๐ in my bed.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when Iโm constipated แ(โโธโผโตโต)แ lol.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Here comes the plane... the twins. โ ๏ธ
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this ๐ซ ?
Because he didnโt have emojis on his computer.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Removing the polish with chemicals: ๐
Removing the Polish with chemicals: ๐ณ
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. ๐ Now theyโre searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like theyโre in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. Theyโre probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they arenโt searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Bunger got me like:
๐ Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org โบ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: ๐
Orphans got me like: ๐
jokes got me like : ๐ Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org โบ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Tazzaro got me like: ๐
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ๐ฅ ๐ฉ ๐ฐ