Emoji jokes

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)

Best emoji: 🫃

DONE🔫

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?

Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

"Balls" got me like: 😂

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.

Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.