Emo Friend Jokes

Friend

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

Emo

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

Apple

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Friend

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Course

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Friend

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.