Emo friend jokes

What do you call an emo friend group?

The Suicide Squad.

I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

What do you call a group of emo friends?

THE SUICIDE SQUAD!

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.