Emergency vehicle jokes

What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.

What begins with F and ends with CK?

Fuck, I mean fire truck.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?

Firetruck.

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?