Emergency vehicle jokes

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.

What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?

Firetruck.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

What begins with F and ends with CK?

Fuck, I mean fire truck.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.