Emergency vehicle jokes

What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.

What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?

Firetruck.

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

What begins with F and ends with CK?

Fuck, I mean fire truck.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!