Elopement jokes
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.