Elopement jokes
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.