Elopement jokes
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.