Elopement jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnimalKash · 6 years agoWhy can't antelopes get married?Because they can't elope.AdCantaloupeAnonymous · 7 years agoWhy do cantaloupes always get married in the church?'Cause they can't elope.MelonMiles · 8 years agoWhat did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?Can't elope.Sally jokesAutism jokesIndian jokesAbortion jokesDepression jokesPriest jokesAll categories
CantaloupeAnonymous · 7 years agoWhy do cantaloupes always get married in the church?'Cause they can't elope.
