Elopement jokesAdd jokeBestNewestKKash5 years agoWhy can't antelopes get married?Because they can't elope.Anonymous6 years agoWhy do cantaloupes always get married in the church?'Cause they can't elope.MMiles7 years agoWhat did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?Can't elope.Orphan jokesMorbid jokesShort jokesSuicide jokesTwin Towers jokesBall jokesAll categories