Elf jokes
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
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What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
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What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
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Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.