Elf jokes

Where do short people disappear on the first of December?

Santa's Workshop.

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

What type of alphabet does an elf learn?

The elf-abet.

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.

I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.

What car do elves drive?

Toy-yodas.