What do you call an orphan that takes a selfish?
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A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
ik ive changed my name from tj to selfish king but know its gunna be selfishking#781
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
