As a kid used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock. Now I pee on just following the ritual of Africa.
your mom is so skinny she eats skinny pop
You're hairline is so big not even a black hole can eat it.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says "no you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says "because I'm a beaner and we don't taste good."
Why do Orphans don’t like to eat big bags of chips : because there family size
Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
Mom start eating or else u will get fater👋
Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight and he will eat you like my joke or else............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
To forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open Wide!!
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
there’s This cat !!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
