A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
