Dyson sphere jokes

Planet

Daniel King · 6 years ago

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Uranus

Death&Decay · 6 years ago

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

Calorie

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows two contrasting scenes under the heading "Rethink Your Weekend." On the left, there's a plate of fried food and a mug of beer, labeled as "1500 Calories." On the right, there's a Dyson sphere, which is a hypothetical megastructure that completely encompasses a star to harness its energy, labeled as "124 trillion Calories."

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Wheelchair

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

Heaven

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Girlfriend

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two sections: On the left is an image of a complex structure labeled "Dyson sphere." On the right is a picture of a woman labeled "Girlfriend." Below, a table compares these two things based on three criteria: "Hot", "High maintenance", and "Generates 334.18 trillion terawatts of power." The Dyson sphere and the girlfriend both get a checkmark for being hot and high maintenance, but only the Dyson sphere gets a checkmark for generating 334.18 trillion terawatts of power, while the girlfriend gets a cross.

Court

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a portrait of Young Thug next to an artist's depiction of a Dyson Sphere. Text overlaid on the image reads, "Court documents reveal Young Thug was in the process of constructing a Dyson Sphere in a distant Galaxy."

Dyson sphere memes