Dyson sphere jokes

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.

The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.

73 Earths can fit in Uranus.