Dying jokes
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I drew this 2days ago
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
I want to die.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.