What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do the people in heaven thad died on the titanic call the titanic...the dietanic
My friend died from Ligma! Ligma Balls.
i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What did one God say to the other?
I will die to be a man.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
you shouldn't joke about 9/11. my grampa died on 9/11 he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
Hitler was the most handsome man alive Everyone died for him
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
somtimes i get jeleous when my phone dies
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese
me: wat is dat?
Siri: sugondese nuts
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
