My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
bitches be like kill all men till a black guy dies
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once. Fucking camper
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies she burries it
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
My grief counselor died, he was so good, I didn't even care.
tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
I asked a emo kid if they are jealous because their phone died before them.
My dad died in the 9 11 attack he was a good pilot
