Duct jokes
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
dik.
And (DYM 106).
Duck my sick.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Dews?
