Duct jokes
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.