Duct jokes
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...