Duct jokes
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...