Duct jokes
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.