Dry Cereal jokes
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.