Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
