Dr. Dre jokes
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
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