Snoop Dogg jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
on god
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
