DoS jokes
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.