An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
