DoS jokes
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
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Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.