DoS jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.