DoS jokes
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.