What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
DoS Jokes
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
