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HARRY POTTER MEMES

ADMIT IT.
POTTERYSCAMANDER IG
Neville's parents...
They suffered something
worse than death
YOU WANTED HER DEAD
MORE THAN VOLDEMORT
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT
NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD,
HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT.
EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER!
WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE
BUCKBEAK.
$$$$$
What?
They got expelled?
Sorry, i live with
Hermione
RANDOM WOMAN
YOU'VE JUST MET
TELLS YOU TO RUN
10 INTO A BRICK WALL 9
IN ORDER TO GET
TO THE OTHER SIDE
SOUNDS LEGIT
VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING....
SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST
TIME.
ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS RUN
STRAIGHT INTO
THAT BRICK WALL
OVER THERE AND
YOU'LL END UP ON
PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4
A NOSE?
Why is the Ravenclaw
symbol an eagle?
ww ww
I HAVE MY ARMY
oh I dont know,
maybe, a Raven?
WE HAVE NOSES
What other animal
would you want
it to be?
IF YOU BECAME STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD
ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK WITH YOU, WHICH BOOK WOULD IT BE?
THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA
JILLY COOPER OR THE BIBLE
HARRY POTTER
ABART
THE GREAT GATSBY
HOW TO BUILD A RAFT

Really, SimSimi? Really?

I dont know? =P
i do
Is
Do we exist?
Do I exist?
Does this person writing this question exist?
Oh, come on! Are you serious?

HM

I dont know whats worse the straw
placement or the eye contact you'll
have to make while using it
NE

why do the orphans fuck in their cars? cuz they dont know what a home is

,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.

When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.

Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree

Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?

I dont know, you tell me.

man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now

me: i did just come home from africa and guess what i saw. friend: i dont know. me: a black market.

little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.

a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.