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What is the worse things that nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

>be 4 years ago
>at mom's house
>chillin'
>she gives me a list of chores to do while her and my sister get
groceries
>tells me no ps2 until chores are done
>ehokay.jpg
>folding laundry while watching tv
>switch to news
>story says
>*Local woman and daughter killed in car accident
>my mom and sister have died
>be 4 years later
>want taste of nostalgia
>open up ps2
>in the disc compartment there was a note
>Wiley, Wiley, Wiley, I told you not to play your ps2 before chores
are done. Well son, I love you to death and I want to cut you some
slack. You can play your game station until I come back with hugs
and kisses :) xoxo-Love Mom
>rever came home
>rever got my hugs and kisses

Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

hehe

saddest youtube comment :(

htf5555 2 years ago
>be 4 years ago
>at mom's house
>chilin
>she gives me a list of chores to do while her and my sister get
groceries
>tells me no ps2 until chores are done
>ehokay.jpg
>folding laundry while watching tv
>switch to news
>story says
>"Local woman and daughter killed in car accident"
>my mom and sister have died
>be 4 years later
>want taste of nostalgia
>open up ps2
>in the disc compartment there was a note
>Wiley, Wiley, Wiley, I told you not to play your ps2 before chores
are done. Well son, I love you to death and I want to cut you some
slack. You can play your game station until I come back with hugs
and kisses :) xoxo-Love Mom
>never came home
>rever got my hugs and kisses

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Anyone else?

ALMOST DONE!
OH YES!
school
College
ALMOST!
@successpictures
OH SHIT!
High
school
Life

My girlfriend is soo fat that when she runs or walk she falls so I am breaking up with u

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: nooo don’t leave me catch me ahhh

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend:ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend:fat girlfriend:u didn’t catch me wawawawa:boyfriend: get off me 900 pounds ugh I hate u

Story done pls like

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."

Meme:

When you get done with your
Ponhub video but then see
another good one...
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the best ANIME joke ever!!

You Stop reading Bleach, B'coz
you thought Bleach is Done?
what?
Bleach is still
on going?
What's
Bleach?
yah... I thought
its OVER
3 years ago...
www.anime.jokes.blogspot.com

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far

Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.

My work here is done.

Be kind to
yourself because...
averstu.com
1. No one will ever be kind to you as
much as you will be to yourself.
2. You deserve to receive all the kindness
back in the world that you give out.
3. Being kind to yourself will add up to
your self love and value and you will
end up feeling much better than you
did before,
4. It is a form of respecting and
accepting yourself for who you are
which can also encourage you to
become more than you are.
5. It will expand your inner beauty
which will shine on the outside.
6. Kindness makes your world and the
world around you better.

Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."

Shresh

Giaccidentally
Taccidentally built an ogre
shrine while watching shrek
X
oh god i
have done
it again

Oop

AST
<help i accidentally
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9
help i accidentally joined the
russian mafia
10:39 AM
Oh god
I've done
it again

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”