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Doll Jokes
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
