Doc jokes
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀
Community talk
hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
Hey guys, some of us here are working on a WJE dictionary, full of shit and Lore and a UI and things, but we need some stuff, if yous don't mind helpling us get it? So far all we need it this; Both of the Quote book doc links All 5 of the Icebegs numbered, 1 to 5, 1 being the earliest.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASPELASEPELASE RUN MY MOCK TRIAL PLEASEEEEEEEEEE I NEED IT TO BE RUN ON WEDNESDAY I HAVE A DOC WITH ALL THE INFO