Do jokes

Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?

Heartbeat.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?

You see, my son is very into astronomy.

Son: How do stars die?

Dad: Usually overdose, son.

I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.

What is a doe called with no legs?

•" No legged deer."

What do you call a deer with no ears?

•" No eared deer."

What do you call a deer with no eye?

•" No eye deer."

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Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?

What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.

What does a butt do when it is angry?

Butt crack!

What do you call a black person?

Black.

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

How do you shrivel a dick?

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

There is a young lady.

She is beautiful.

She got much vote.

But she speaks very fast.

Does she think she looks smart doing that?

She makes me feel bad.

What do you call a pizza?

Anthony Cahill's face!

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.