Do jokes
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”