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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.