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Emo

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

Grass

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

Golfer

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Memes

Devil

Islam

The Devil Made Me Do It.

An illustration on a black background. At the top, in large, jagged red letters with horns extending from the word "DEVIL," the text reads "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT." Below the text is a depiction of a bearded man with a green turban and robe, holding a glowing book that appears to be the Quran. He is pointing his right index finger upwards.

Mike

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

Netflix

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

Barb

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Cow

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Pair

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

Guy

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Friend

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.