Do jokes
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Memes
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?