Do jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Memes
Procrastination
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.