Do jokes
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Memes
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.