Do jokes
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Memes
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.