Do jokes
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Memes
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.