Do jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.