Do jokes
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Memes
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.