Do jokes
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Memes
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)