Do jokes
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Memes
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.