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Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Memes
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.