Do jokes
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Memes
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.