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What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
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What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.