Do jokes
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Memes
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.