Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass."
Dj croos joke
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
You call, I'm putting on
Frank (34) DJ
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalitized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hiot _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmellows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well its pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.
