Best ever jokes

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

you.

I tried to catch fog today. I mist.

What's 2+2?

4.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.