Best ever jokes

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

What's 2+2?

4.

I tried to catch fog today. I mist.

you.

Best way to do it.

Cooper is the best to ever live.

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!