Best ever jokes

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

you.

I tried to catch fog today. I mist.

What's 2+2?

4.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris and Time had a race.

Result: Time is still running...