Best ever jokes

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

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I tried to catch fog today. I mist.

What's 2+2?

4.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.