Best ever jokes
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
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My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."
you.
I tried to catch fog today. I mist.
What's 2+2?
4.
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What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
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Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
