Dispenser jokes

What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.